After an intense week of talking, crying, healing and reconcilliation with mom last week, I’ve decided a little humor is in order.  Humor has been an important part of my healing process along my entire journey.  Sometimes laughing and crying are just two sides of the same coin.  I hope you enjoy these as much as I have: 

Sliding in Sideways

-Anonymous

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand – strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming ‘Woo hoo – what a ride!’”

 

Cheap Therapy

-by Geoff Weilert

When a package arrives I quickly open it wide
And hastily remove all the stuff found inside.
I discard all items except the plastic wrapped
That piece with bubbles in which air is trapped.

I spread the sheet and look downward with glee.
And with two fingers, I pop one, two, then three.
I feel quite content and my face gets a glow
I pop some more and move on to the next row.

I’m feeling so good I can’t think of stopping
As the room fills with the sounds of popping.
Every worry and care and each little trouble
Floats away with the pop of each air bubble.

When I finally reach the end I feel quite mellow
All that popping has made me a contented fellow.
If you are like me, and contentment is a rarity,
Get some bubble wrap: It’s cheaper than therapy.

Funny Quotes

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. –Anonymous

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy’s Law

What Funny Quotes/Stories Do You Like To Share?

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